Hahaha, yeah.
Guys, I’m going on my trip tomorrow! That means I won’t be back until next Wednesday! Only one right now, even though I have two more requests to do. Sorry, but I can’t focus right now on writing. I’m leaving the ask box open while I’m gone, so that way you guys can fill it up with new requests. When I get back, I’ll close it and go through them all. See you all next Wednesday guys!
Sour Cream watched the two milling around. He wasn’t necessarily sure how this had all started, but he did find it all amusing while his lovers fought against each other in the tiny apartment kitchen. He couldn’t remember who started the cook off, or what had set them off, but they were both trying to prove who the better cook was, and boy was he having a ball watching them.

Holy hells bells and tortoise shells guys! 251! Isn’t that awesome! I meant to do 250, but the counter changed from 246 to 251 before I could, whoops. I’m so happy. I hope you guys enjoy your stay!
Lapis Lazuli was someone who absolutely adored physical contact or loathed it. After so long in the mirror, her physical construct was sensitive from underuse. She’d get tickled way too easily, and there was some days where a slight touch would send her either giggling or into a jerking fit trying to get away because it actually kind of hurt.
Connie gazed out onto the ocean, watching the waves tug the sand to and fro. Steven was supposed to be meeting her soon, and she simply couldn’t wait to see him again. Though they had only parted some time ago so she could go eat lunch with her mom, it sent her heart a flutter to know she was going to be seeing him again within the next ten minutes.
Not even gonna lie, straight up porn with orgasm denial up ahead guys. You’ve been warned.
With the conversation from so many months ago running through her head, Ruby suddenly found herself worried about everything that their little girl was going to experience. It had seemed as if forever ago they decided on having a child, and the entire experience since then had felt so surreal. Visiting doctor after doctor, deciding who would do it, feeling her singer’s stomach swell with their lovely little girl, and then the first kick that had sent her into tears because there simply wasn’t any more denying it or feeling like it was a dream because the kick had anchored her.
Another boring day at the boring Big Donut, spent staring at the counter or the door, hoping for someone to come in and buy something. Sadie sighed, resting her head in her hands as she waited. Lars had taken the day off to go to the doctor, and she was grateful for the break. Though she found him endearing, he could be such a problem sometimes. Without him in the store, she could at least focus on work. Or, she would, if there was anything to do.
Thank you so much for this! Messages like this make my day.
I have eight requests to do, and every time I finish another, a new one pops up. I woudn’t find this a problem if I wasn’t trying to clear my ask box for my trip. Before I leave, I’ll open it back up, but for now, it’s shut guys. If I finish them before my trip, it’ll open up early.
Pacing through her room with her head in her hands, Ruby stared at the floor. She wasn’t sure what she had got herself in to. A date with Sapphire normally made her nervous as could be. However, a double date with Pearl and Amethyst just made her anxious and worried about all that could go wrong and how all she could make things worse. With Amethyst there, she wasn’t even sure that it would be her who would make things bad, because it could always be the youngest of the gems who messed up.
She could never remember exactly how they found out, but it was something they’ve always seemed to know. The glares, sharp whispers, harsh words, cruel pointing and sadistic laughter were things she had gotten used to. Garnet had gotten shit since day one for having two moms, so she was used to it too. Pearl, however, was another story.
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoy them!
It’s been requested and added to the list! I think this could count as requested twice? Anywho, my list is now back up to nine stories, with two being NSFW. I think I may have to hold off accepting any more requests until I get back from my trip…
Ocean Blues and Ways to Say I Love You are not the in same universe. The latter is humans, while the former is gems. Also, thanks for the compliment.
Three days. She had been searching for three days, non stop, and hadn’t found a single sign of the two gems she had came here with. After spending a month with the Crystal Gems and finally being trusted to search the ocean, she still had nothing to show for all her efforts. Her gloves had locked up from the salt in the water and she had to banish them, her hair and skin felt rough with salt sticking to her, and there was still no sign of Lapis or Jasper.
Sitting next to the temple entrance, Greg waited patiently for his lovely girlfriend to show. He had knocked at the door but gotten no reply, and he couldn’t find them around. So he sat, waiting for them to come back from their mission or wherever they were. Particularly, waiting for Rose to come back.
If you asked Connie, textbook knowledge had turned out to never match up directly to real world knowledge. There were parts that weren’t include or left out entirely, like the emotional aspect that came with holding someone’s hand, or the way her heart would flutter when Steven kissed her. Taking that into account, it was easy to see why they had such trouble with their first time together.
I don’t have any in the queue right now, I haven’t added any. I do have a human Lasper and NSFW Rupphire I’ll put in for when I’m on my trip. However, if you mean the stories I have yet to write, my request list is as follows:
1. Awkward, hyped up to be romantic but totally not, first time with Connie and Steven
2. Fluffy Greg/Rose
3. Peridot going to find Lapis in the ocean
4. Human Polygems and their judging high school peers, but who cares they have each other
5. Pearlmethyst and Rupphire double date, with Amethyst and Ruby freaking out over what to wear and wearing tuxedos
6. Sadie and Amethyst
7. Human Rupphire and their dread over their ability to be parents to their baby girl, Garnet
8.NSFW Pearlmethyst
9. Finishing the Connverse story where Steven realises he’s in love
and
10. Lapis finding out her green space dorito is ticklish. More tickle fights, because who doesn’t love those?
Aw, thanks! If I see any friendly dogs, I will probably pet them!
Oh my gosh, thanks! I don’t plan on stopping them any time soon!
Thank you so much! I actually have more Polygems fluff coming up within the week, so no worries there friend! Messages like these are so awesome I love it!
Alright guys! Time for a post about this blog, how it’s run, and other such important information. It’s going under a read more so not to clog up dashboards, but this is still stuff that might you need to take a peek at.
Laying on the bed in Amethyst’s room and listening to the water falling from so far above, the Crystal Gems cuddled close. With Pearl’s arms around her waist and Amethyst flopped across her chest, Garnet found herself to be incredibly comfortable. Pearl was smiling and even letting the purple gem play with her hair, so it was obvious that she was content as well, and the youngest full gem of the Crystal Gems was being quiet, so it was safe to assume she was happy as well.
I. Oh my god. This is such a warming message, and I… Thank you so much! I’m glad you like them. Don’t worry about any shortages right now, because I have, uh… Eight more requests to fill I think, and only two are smut. I love messages like these, and they're’re totally the reason I keep writing. Warm and fuzzies! >///<
Steven watched her as she rambled on about the newest book to her favourite series, her hands flailing about in the air and moving with wild abandon. What she was talking about, he had no idea, but he didn’t mind just letting her talk. She was rather beautiful when she went on about- Wait. Beautiful? It was at that moment that he realised, Oh no. I’m in love with her.

This means SO MUCH to me guys! I was excited for thirty-five, and now there’s one hundred-thirty-five! Wow!!!
I’m glad you appreciate it! After literature like… eugh, Fifty Shades Of Grey, people need to see it done safely and correctly, ya know? It’s super important!
Thank you so much for this! It’s so nice knowing my readers care for my wellbeing enough to send me messages like this. It means a lot to me.
Letting her fingers dance across Ruby’s scalp, she felt her lovely little fighter relaxing against her. Though it was hard to get her to relax, it was always worth it when she did. She would melt against her, warm and delicate and so emotionally fragile that she dared not point it out. If she did, there was no telling the next time Ruby would relax, she’d be so worked up trying not to because she was never delicate. Even now, with half of her face buried in Sapphire’s skirt and her hands wrapped around her waist like a lifeline, she wasn’t. That was just Sapphire’s imagination.
Oh! I’m sorry! I’ll refrain from using such in the future! Thank you so much on the critique!
Jasper flopped back on her bed, growling under her breath. After a hard and long day, she wanted to unwind and relax. With her blood pumping and eyes glaring holes in the ceiling above her, the human couldn’t help but growl and realise that she simply couldn’t relax. She was too wound up from the day, and everything was abuzz in her mind. She was abound with energy, but before she could come up with what she wanted to do about it, the door swung open and in walked her nerdy girlfriend, Peridot. A grin flashed across her lips and she sat up.
I left my computer alone for five minutes while I did the dishes. Five minutes. My brother, who is a fan of Steven universe as well, decided that it would be a good idea to mess with my writing. So far, here’s the new Jaspidot fic with his hilarious input:
Jasper flopped back on her bed, growling under her breath. After a hard and long day, she wanted to unwind and relax. With her blood pumping and eyes glaring holes in the ceiling above her, the human couldn’t help butt and I dont like the earth and Im going!!!!!
Mentions of: slight orgasm denial, spanking, cunilingus, fingering, collar usage, handcuff usage, and BDSM themes. You've been warned.
The moment Lapis Lazuli shut the door behind her, her stomach was pressed flat against it and her neck was being assaulted with bittersweet nips and gentle licks from a tongue that danced across her skin and knew it better than any other had or ever would.
Thank you so much for this! Really, it’s nice to know I have followers who weren’t upset that I couldn't write! Messages like these make me feel like starting this wasn’t such a stupid idea after all.
Thank you so much! I try. >//u//<;
I’m glad you did! I’ll have a second part up by the end of the weekend, and I hope you enjoy that one too!
I’m sorry, but I can’t write tonight. I’m exhausted after a long day, and I know I need to get the nine requests done, but they’ll probably have to wait until this weekend. Along with the last six, I got requests for Connie’s and Steven’s awkward first time, fluffy Greg/Rose, and Peri looking for Lapis in the ocean. There are now eighty five people following this blog, and my updates have been fairly regular, but real life has me too exhausted to write any at this moment. I promise your requests will be done, but I might shut the ask box for a little bit so I can do them. Thank you all for understand.
I’ve got a bunch of anonymous requests, and instead of answering them all, this is the order of which I’ve got them and therefore, this is the order I’m writing them in.
1. NSFW Lapidot: Ways to Say I Love You part two
2. NSFW Jaspidot
3. NSFW Rupphire
4. Steven liking Connie
5. Fluffy Poly gems and Rupphire
6. NSFW Rupphire: First Time part two
I’m so glad you like my writing! Thank you for the compliment! Once I get back to my computer, I’ll write a part two for it, to knock out both of your requests at once.
Throwing an arm around Steven’s shoulder in her wild tale and waving exaggeratedly with her free hand, Lapis barely caught the look Peridot had on her face. She had given Steven a look she had never seen before, and then the look was transferred to her. Since she was in the middle of her story, she didn’t bother stopping to see what was up. Instead she continued on telling the wild adventures she had had as a young gem, capturing every morsel of the young boy’s attention with her story as she wove the intricate tale of how she had gotten stuck in the mirror to begin with. So enraptured as she was, she barely noticed Peridot storm away.
Sure thing!
Just for the record guys, I might only get a few hours to write a night, and I’m doing these in order of which I receive them. Please don’t get mad if it takes a couple days for me to get to yours.
Next up is Lapidot: Jealousy, so be on the look out anon.
Mentions of: orgasm denial, slight hair pulling, and cunilingus. You've been warned.
The first time performing acts of intimacy was special to any sentient species. This rang especially true for gems. Though their species did not require reproductive organs and could form or deconstruct them on command, it was still something that was special to a gem. Ruby convinced herself that was why she was having such trouble with taking that final step with Sapphire. It was a big step, and she was, understandably, nervous as she could be.
Of course! Rupphire: First Time will be posted as soon as I’m done writing it!
Oh maker, guys! I’m so surprised, honestly. I never thought I’d get ten, let alone sixty! I’d say I’d do a give away, but this entire blog is fan fiction, and I take requests, so what could I even give away?
Amethyst loved watching the stars. There was more to them than she’d ever know, but that made them mysterious. Sometimes, thoughts of what they were like swirled in her head, but all she had were the memories of the other gems. The older gems. Pearl loved to tell her stories about the stars, and she hoped that one day, they could go together. Sitting under the stars now, on one of the right hands of the Goddess with Pearl, she wondered if that would ever be the case.
Steven set the last box down on the floor of the apartment, glancing around nervously. It wasn’t much, but it was his. Well, okay, not just his. It was theirs. His and Connie’s, and no one else’s. It felt so final, and it really was. Even if it only had one bedroom, the bathroom, and a combination of a kitchen and living room, it was still better than living with the gems or with Connie’s parents. Here, at least, it was just them with no one to intrude.
Mentions of: slight BDSM themes and spanking. You’ve been warned!
With Lapis gone for the week on an expedition, Peridot thought that maybe she could finally get some work done without her overly clingy girlfriend on her lap the entire time. Not that she ever minded. Lapis was warm, while she was cold, and even if she did make stupid jokes more often than not, it was still nice to just sit with her. Occasionally, her jokes were even funny. What she had not accounted for when planning her week without her girlfriend was really a mistake on her part. She forgot Lapis had brought her phone.