Sorry, but I’m Ruby! If we’re both Rubies, things are going to get confusing for everyone involved! Especially for the Sapphires out there. That, and I already have the calm Sapphire to my emotional mess Ruby! Meaning, of course, that my darling Isaac is my dear Sapphire, ehahaha!
You made me chuckle with this, anon, and I really needed that. Thank you. Honestly, I will admit, the number one reason I started posting smut on this blog was no one else had wrote Rupphire smut and I was greatly distressed. I have still only found like three other Rupphire smut stories and this distresses the T more than they care to admit, hahaha.
What I haven’t posted of the older requests, they’re more than likely the stories that cause me frustration when I’m writing. It could be because I get too emotional, I have trouble continuing stories- which is often why I leave them off where I do, or I honestly can’t think of where to go with them. The only reason I haven’t wrote any this week is because I’m kind of at a mental block, though I’ll try to get something done tonight.
I’ve wrote one so far! It can be found here, but a bit of a warning, its NSFW. I do have another requested, but it’s also NSFW, anon.
Oh maker!!! Go ahead anon! That’s totally fine, encouraged even! I would adore that, let me know when you do! Oh golly!
Of course! Any time I ship Steven or Connie with anyone, I age them up! The same would definitely go for Stevonnie! Once they’re adults, they can make their own decisions, after all!
Mentally or physically? Cause i haven’t slept in two days and it’s taking a toll. It took em too long to type this correctly, honestly, anon. Like, ten minutes. Mentally, I’m the same as I have been really, exhausted and not so good. Hahaha.
Turns out it was Stevonnie and Pearl, ‘non! At least, when I searched the tag that’s what I got!
Thank ya, sweetie!
Thanks, sugar lumps!
What about it seems creepy? I may not be understanding the problems with it here, ‘nonny!
If I’m going to take requests for that, chances are she’ll be aged up, just like when I write my Connverse fics!
I have seven other people who say Ponnie is Pearl/Connie, and the tag for Peonnie seems to check out, so thanks for sending it in anon!
Uh… What’s Ponnie and Peonnie, anon? o.O?
Well, the main problem I have with writing /Reader is there is no character to fall back on! You want people to be able to put themselves in that place, not in someone else’s case. It’s like trying to describe events that happened to someone else, to the person they happened to, from my point of view. There is no “[chara A] has social anxiety and [chara B] doesn’t understand it” because not everyone who puts themselves in that place will have social anxiety, as opposed to feeling like a character who does. That, and it’s emotionally taxing on me. Does that make sense, ‘nonny?
You are very persistent, anonny!
Oh, uh, thanks anon, but I’m doing fine! Really! I don’t see the need for a hiatus any time soon, besides my regular ones during the week!
Again and Again Part Two is scheduled for whenever I get to writing it, which should be sometime this week! Other than that, nope!
I’d actually be cool with writing that! For the most part, I’m okay with gore and all, so I’d even be okay with doing that compared to writing Pewey or /Reader fics. Plus, it’d be amusing to see Pearl hiding the body somewhere only accessible by warp pad and all! What missing human? I don’t do choose your own adventure, but I do reader-driven-esque stories with the >Be… AU, as anyone who submits something like >Be present Garnet, or >Amethyst: Reminisce about your loved ones, etc, would get something akin to what they had requested!
I’ve tried, and only ended up getting confused. I don’t know how to work tumblr at all, and I get confused just trying to edit the description! I imagine that it was actually pretty funny trying to watch me learn how to turn on the askbox the first time I did so! However, if I ever get better at working tumblr- or have someone help me with learning how to use this website- then I’m certainly going to add a tag list!
Thank you for the compliment, and I’m glad you enjoy my stories!
I’ve wrote three, actually! They can all be found under the poly cool kids tag here.
Anon, I would write practically anything else besides taking a canonly gay character and being like, “Oh, this guy thinks she’s hot! They’re destined to be!” Like, no, Pearl has shown interest in only females, and seemed disgusted by Dewey. It’s not because it’s a straight ship, but because Dewey is a disgusting, sweaty, man-child, who uses his son for voter empathy and so much else, and I REFUSE to write a situation where Pearl is even in the same room as that man unless Steven is there and it has to do with the danger of Beach City or something of the like. Sorry, not sorry.
I… Thank you so much, anon.
No need to apologise or anything, it’s totally fine! It was a nice request!
Thanks for being supportive and caring, and all. Not like I have a lot of people who are, anyhow, aheheh…
I’m glad you like them, anon!
I don’t really think ya’ll are stressing me personally. I’m mostly stressing myself out, unnecessarily, but there’s a lot that I don’t want to deal with, so I focus on something I can, I guess. Does that make sense, ‘nonny?
Jesus fucking christ you guys move fast. It’s nothing really important, because I’m always an emotional mess, and I do push myself a lot, but lately I’ve been getting worse for… A variety of reasons, but living in a house with transphobic, homophobic, racist assholes takes a lot outta me, ya know? I know there’s a lot of you who probably really don’t care about this personal junk, so I’m not gonna go into a bunch of detail or anything here, but thanks a lot for this.
I will admit, there were a couple I didn’t take this time around! Please though guys, don’t send me whole bunch of requests at once when they’re open. I feel obligated to do most, if not all normally, and that really stresses me out. I have somewhere around 50 to do, and I’m not in a good place mentally, so it’s going to take forever for me to write even the last eight or so I need to do from before.
You did indeed! Thank you so much!
Thanks so much for this! I probably would have been searching for a while without you sending this in!
I wrote this as a bit of a belated birthday present to mlgspacedorito! Enjoy you dirty sinner! Warnings for: stuffing, oral fixation/play, strap-on usage, handcuffs, collars, double penetration, orgasm delay, and tons of other stuff Iâm probably forgetting to mention.
âPeridot! Time to wake up~!â Someone sang, and her brows furrowed as her eyes tried to stay closed. No, it wasnât, because her alarm hadnât gone off yet, and she couldnât have been asleep for more than a few hours, so why was Lapis insisting it was time to get up?. A light flicked on and someone plopped on her bed, and she groaned, reaching to pull the blanket over her head- only to realise it wouldnât budge. The hacker groaned louder, cracking an eyelid to glance at the clock on her nightstand. 12:03 A.M. That couldnât be right, could it?
A few!
You betcha! In fact, anonny, here it is!

I missed 700, because it went from 699 to 702, but oh well! I can’t believe there’s that many of you! By the way, I’m closing requests as of now, s please don’t send me any more!
This is the fourth person to request that. Wow! I feel obligated to please ask you guys stop requesting it beuase I’m going to do it, okay guys? Not to be mean, I promise! I just don’t want messages for the same thing clogging my askbox when I have 42 messages to go through!
Posting this for that adorable anon who was too shy to do so themselves! Not mine, guys, please remember that! Tentadicks on gems, and gems in heat warning!
âAmethyst!â Pearl knocked gingerly on the temple door. She waited, crossing and uncrossing her feet. Silence. âAmethyst?â She activated her gem and the door opened, making a sound like gum unsticking from a shoe.Â
I suppose so, anonny! I’ll make sure to tag it as not mine, and submitted, so people don’t believe I’m trying to take credit for your work!
I’ll give it a try, I suppose!
Ys! There are a couple requests I didn’t get finished, and I plan on doing them still. I just didn’t have the energy to write anymore last week, ya know anon?
Yup!
You’re all a bunch of dirty sinners, and this is the fourth NSFW request in ten minutes, but the others were a little less vague, hahahaha!
Anon, I’mma be honest with you. The main thing I could see writing for that pairing would be the like anything I would write for Sugilite/Pearl, and, ‘nonny, that would be like, straight up NSFW no denying it. However, I’ll certainly try it!
I prefer prompts that aren’t incredibly vague, like just giving me a pairing, or extremely detailed, and ones that aren’t comedy prompts. I mean, I’ll obviously do them and all, but it’s harder to do them when they’re too detailed, incredibly vague, or just asking me to write comedy, because what I find funny, probably isn’t what you find funny.
>Be part Garnet.
You are now the twelve revolution old gemling known as Garnet and walking with your parents into one of the neighbourhood stores as you hold both of their hands. Itâs not because youâll get lost, but because youâre still their only ling, and they want to protect you after so long without being able to have any. You donât mind, and anyone who does can fuck off. Youâre already taller than them, by about half a head in your dadâs case, and theyâre not sure how much taller youâre going to get. Not that you mind, really. Just part of your condition.
Mandatory ao3 link? Mandatory ao3 link!
A warm hand came to rest on her stomach, and Ruby let out a soft sigh. Her stomach was starting to swell, though not very noticeably so yet. It wouldnât, not really. It would more than likely stay about the same size as now, unless she was carrying more than she thought and had before. Normally her geode numbers would range from four to five, but that was before meeting Peridot. Some of the previous ones could have been absorbed by her body before she laid them, all but those few who had been laid with no signs of life but a blue tint to their shells that showed they had at least accepted some, and her heart ached to remember them and what they could have been when she knew she couldnât have helped.
Contains oral fixation/play, and Steven walking in on them before they get to the good part.
They were finally gone. They had been waiting for weeks now, and they finally had the temple to themselves. Peridot had been quick to inform her the moment they were out the door, before she had her back pressed to the wall where the door had been seconds ago, and she felt lips against hers. It had been months since they had been left alone, and it was getting impossible to deal with, but now, they could at least let out some steam.
Muffled screams filled the air, and Garnet rushed from the temple, her heart racing. The door barely had time to shut behind her before it opened again, Pearl and Amethyst bursting forth together. Weapons were drawn, and the fusion glanced about, not seeing anything in the house. She raced forward, heart pounding because he was screaming, loud and clear and he must have been in pain but she couldnât see any future where he was being attacked, so why was he screaming?
This is super short, but I honestly canât find it in me to write any more on it.
âSo, uh, youâre probably wondered why we asked to meet you guys here.â Pearl nodded quickly, wanting to know immediately why he had asked them to meet. Connie seemed nervous, and she was terrified herself. What could be so important that he would call all of them here, with Connie? Not that she wasnât around normally, it was just odd for him to call a meeting like this.