I’m glad you like them! Thanks a bunch, ‘nonny!
hOLY FUCKING SHIT NO. It was nit intentional!!! That was just the opening, what the hell happened to the rest of the story! Thanks for bringing this to my attention because I wouldn’t have noticed! There was at least three times what’s showing up, with Ronaldo yelling about fractions, Sadie climbing a tree to get Connie, Steven protecting himself from beanbags, and… Oh my GOD I’ve deleted the form I had on my computer because I thought it posted.
EDIT: To those who’ve read LARPing at 2 A.M, go try reading it again. I’m not sure what happened, but tumblr still had the story saved. It just wasn’t showing up.
“Steven? Would you mind excusing us? I have something important to talk about with Peridot.”
Aw! No, no one has told me that before, ehehe. I’m glad you like it though, ‘non! Just calling every anonymous message the same “anon” would get boring after a while, I think! Plus, anonny feels a little more personal than just anon, I guess.
Whenever I get started on the new requests, I’ll be sure to remember this! Thanks anonny!
“Ruby, no, that’s not it at all. I thought it was you who didn’t… I mean, you never kissed me first, so I was thinking that maybe you didn’t like…” When she trailed off, it was so sweet and she couldn’t help but kiss her again. The other pulled her closer, and she melted. Their first hug had turned into their first kiss and then their first make out session so far, and she couldn’t be happier about it.
“Garnet? Is Steven staying over at one of his friend’s houses, or is he with Greg?” The fusion glanced up from the dishes she had been cleaning, and thought about where their little boy had been. Around six, Connie had came by with some ridiculous outfit, and Steven had left with her in one of his own, saying he’d be back by eight. She turned to Pearl, and shook her head.
Hints of Pearlmethyst, and mentions of Pearlrose past, and child death. Not as bad as Peridot’s chapter though. Ao3 link.
Lithe fingers dragged through the calm and perfect water, disturbing the peacefulness of the top layer. Underneath the cool exterior, it was moving, pulsing, and pushing towards the edge of the bowl, and the graceful dancer felt, at that moment, just like the water she had perched herself on. Peaceful on the outmost layer, while a swirling storm that was tumbling towards the edge of oblivion before pouring out for a seemingly endless eternity, and finally collecting in a pool of emotions she did her best not to show, but always failed at hiding from a single soul. A beautiful analogy, if she did say so herself, because she was a mess of curling and twisting emotions she couldn’t really control, while trying to stay as calm as possible about it- and of course, always failing- and thinking of that hurt in a way she wasn’t sure how to describe if anyone ever asked her to.
Sorry, but I’m Ruby! If we’re both Rubies, things are going to get confusing for everyone involved! Especially for the Sapphires out there. That, and I already have the calm Sapphire to my emotional mess Ruby! Meaning, of course, that my darling Isaac is my dear Sapphire, ehahaha!
You made me chuckle with this, anon, and I really needed that. Thank you. Honestly, I will admit, the number one reason I started posting smut on this blog was no one else had wrote Rupphire smut and I was greatly distressed. I have still only found like three other Rupphire smut stories and this distresses the T more than they care to admit, hahaha.
What I haven’t posted of the older requests, they’re more than likely the stories that cause me frustration when I’m writing. It could be because I get too emotional, I have trouble continuing stories- which is often why I leave them off where I do, or I honestly can’t think of where to go with them. The only reason I haven’t wrote any this week is because I’m kind of at a mental block, though I’ll try to get something done tonight.
I’ve wrote one so far! It can be found here, but a bit of a warning, its NSFW. I do have another requested, but it’s also NSFW, anon.
Oh maker!!! Go ahead anon! That’s totally fine, encouraged even! I would adore that, let me know when you do! Oh golly!
Of course! Any time I ship Steven or Connie with anyone, I age them up! The same would definitely go for Stevonnie! Once they’re adults, they can make their own decisions, after all!
Mentally or physically? Cause i haven’t slept in two days and it’s taking a toll. It took em too long to type this correctly, honestly, anon. Like, ten minutes. Mentally, I’m the same as I have been really, exhausted and not so good. Hahaha.
Turns out it was Stevonnie and Pearl, ‘non! At least, when I searched the tag that’s what I got!
Thank ya, sweetie!
Thanks, sugar lumps!
What about it seems creepy? I may not be understanding the problems with it here, ‘nonny!
If I’m going to take requests for that, chances are she’ll be aged up, just like when I write my Connverse fics!
I have seven other people who say Ponnie is Pearl/Connie, and the tag for Peonnie seems to check out, so thanks for sending it in anon!
Uh… What’s Ponnie and Peonnie, anon? o.O?
Well, the main problem I have with writing /Reader is there is no character to fall back on! You want people to be able to put themselves in that place, not in someone else’s case. It’s like trying to describe events that happened to someone else, to the person they happened to, from my point of view. There is no “[chara A] has social anxiety and [chara B] doesn’t understand it” because not everyone who puts themselves in that place will have social anxiety, as opposed to feeling like a character who does. That, and it’s emotionally taxing on me. Does that make sense, ‘nonny?
You are very persistent, anonny!
Oh, uh, thanks anon, but I’m doing fine! Really! I don’t see the need for a hiatus any time soon, besides my regular ones during the week!
Again and Again Part Two is scheduled for whenever I get to writing it, which should be sometime this week! Other than that, nope!
I’d actually be cool with writing that! For the most part, I’m okay with gore and all, so I’d even be okay with doing that compared to writing Pewey or /Reader fics. Plus, it’d be amusing to see Pearl hiding the body somewhere only accessible by warp pad and all! What missing human? I don’t do choose your own adventure, but I do reader-driven-esque stories with the >Be… AU, as anyone who submits something like >Be present Garnet, or >Amethyst: Reminisce about your loved ones, etc, would get something akin to what they had requested!
I’ve tried, and only ended up getting confused. I don’t know how to work tumblr at all, and I get confused just trying to edit the description! I imagine that it was actually pretty funny trying to watch me learn how to turn on the askbox the first time I did so! However, if I ever get better at working tumblr- or have someone help me with learning how to use this website- then I’m certainly going to add a tag list!
Thank you for the compliment, and I’m glad you enjoy my stories!
I’ve wrote three, actually! They can all be found under the poly cool kids tag here.
Anon, I would write practically anything else besides taking a canonly gay character and being like, “Oh, this guy thinks she’s hot! They’re destined to be!” Like, no, Pearl has shown interest in only females, and seemed disgusted by Dewey. It’s not because it’s a straight ship, but because Dewey is a disgusting, sweaty, man-child, who uses his son for voter empathy and so much else, and I REFUSE to write a situation where Pearl is even in the same room as that man unless Steven is there and it has to do with the danger of Beach City or something of the like. Sorry, not sorry.
I… Thank you so much, anon.
No need to apologise or anything, it’s totally fine! It was a nice request!
Thanks for being supportive and caring, and all. Not like I have a lot of people who are, anyhow, aheheh…
I’m glad you like them, anon!
I don’t really think ya’ll are stressing me personally. I’m mostly stressing myself out, unnecessarily, but there’s a lot that I don’t want to deal with, so I focus on something I can, I guess. Does that make sense, ‘nonny?
Jesus fucking christ you guys move fast. It’s nothing really important, because I’m always an emotional mess, and I do push myself a lot, but lately I’ve been getting worse for… A variety of reasons, but living in a house with transphobic, homophobic, racist assholes takes a lot outta me, ya know? I know there’s a lot of you who probably really don’t care about this personal junk, so I’m not gonna go into a bunch of detail or anything here, but thanks a lot for this.
I will admit, there were a couple I didn’t take this time around! Please though guys, don’t send me whole bunch of requests at once when they’re open. I feel obligated to do most, if not all normally, and that really stresses me out. I have somewhere around 50 to do, and I’m not in a good place mentally, so it’s going to take forever for me to write even the last eight or so I need to do from before.
You did indeed! Thank you so much!
Thanks so much for this! I probably would have been searching for a while without you sending this in!
I wrote this as a bit of a belated birthday present to mlgspacedorito! Enjoy you dirty sinner! Warnings for: stuffing, oral fixation/play, strap-on usage, handcuffs, collars, double penetration, orgasm delay, and tons of other stuff I’m probably forgetting to mention.
“Peridot! Time to wake up~!” Someone sang, and her brows furrowed as her eyes tried to stay closed. No, it wasn’t, because her alarm hadn’t gone off yet, and she couldn’t have been asleep for more than a few hours, so why was Lapis insisting it was time to get up?. A light flicked on and someone plopped on her bed, and she groaned, reaching to pull the blanket over her head- only to realise it wouldn’t budge. The hacker groaned louder, cracking an eyelid to glance at the clock on her nightstand. 12:03 A.M. That couldn’t be right, could it?
A few!
You betcha! In fact, anonny, here it is!

I missed 700, because it went from 699 to 702, but oh well! I can’t believe there’s that many of you! By the way, I’m closing requests as of now, s please don’t send me any more!
This is the fourth person to request that. Wow! I feel obligated to please ask you guys stop requesting it beuase I’m going to do it, okay guys? Not to be mean, I promise! I just don’t want messages for the same thing clogging my askbox when I have 42 messages to go through!
Posting this for that adorable anon who was too shy to do so themselves! Not mine, guys, please remember that! Tentadicks on gems, and gems in heat warning!
“Amethyst!” Pearl knocked gingerly on the temple door. She waited, crossing and uncrossing her feet. Silence. “Amethyst?” She activated her gem and the door opened, making a sound like gum unsticking from a shoe.
I suppose so, anonny! I’ll make sure to tag it as not mine, and submitted, so people don’t believe I’m trying to take credit for your work!
I’ll give it a try, I suppose!
Ys! There are a couple requests I didn’t get finished, and I plan on doing them still. I just didn’t have the energy to write anymore last week, ya know anon?
Yup!