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June 2015

Kracie is a japanese candy company, and on youtube its popular to make their food kits. They kinda are like overcomplicated luncables. Youtube 'Lucky penny shop' has the full 20-60 minute process, while 'rrcherrypie' (currently named nameless but googling rrcherrypie has better results) has more abridged 2 or 3 minute videos of them.

Thanks so much for this! I probably would have been searching for a while without you sending this in!

Jun 29, 2015
(NSFW!!!) Poly Homeworld Gems: Birthday Surprise

I wrote this as a bit of a belated birthday present to mlgspacedorito! Enjoy you dirty sinner! Warnings for: stuffing, oral fixation/play, strap-on usage, handcuffs, collars, double penetration, orgasm delay, and tons of other stuff I’m probably forgetting to mention.


“Peridot! Time to wake up~!” Someone sang, and her brows furrowed as her eyes tried to stay closed. No, it wasn’t, because her alarm hadn’t gone off yet, and she couldn’t have been asleep for more than a few hours, so why was Lapis insisting it was time to get up?. A light flicked on and someone plopped on her bed, and she groaned, reaching to pull the blanket over her head- only to realise it wouldn’t budge. The hacker groaned louder, cracking an eyelid to glance at the clock on her nightstand. 12:03 A.M. That couldn’t be right, could it?

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Jun 29, 2015 149 notes
#stephen galaxy #nsfw #peridot nsfw #nsfw jasper #lapis lazuli nsfw #lasperdot nsfw #poly homeworld gems nsfw #which is a stupid name if you ask me #homeworld gems nsfw #idk #stuffing #strap-on #orgasm denial #oral fixation #oral play #handcuffs #Collars #double penetration #other stuff im forgetting to tag #fuck this is a lot of smut #i fucking hate writing smut #like this destroys the t #this is 4630 words exactly #of porn #my life has come to this #oh well #its for a friend #I think? #i hope tbh #i hope you like it
Are you working on any Jaspidot fanfiction rn??

A few!

Jun 29, 2015 6 notes
Are you going to post an updated fic list when the weekend is done?

You betcha! In fact, anonny, here it is!


  • sugilite/rainbow quartz NSFW as gems
  • amethyst shapeshifting and why is that cat purple where did it come from oh well its friendly enough so lets make sure to leave it food
  • peridot and ronaldo going to a con and peridot is not amused by the human cosplaying but only does it to appease her host and keep her from turning her into those crystal clods
  • marty/greg NSFW
  • pearlnet gem egg hell with garnet carrying the eggs and pearl being a worrying momma bird who wants to make sure shes okay and comfortable all the time
  • polygems NSFW where pearl tries to hide that shes in heat because its her problem and garnet and amethyst are not amused and totally take care of their sweet horny bird
  • steven and co go to a science museum and gems and mineral hall escapades with steven pointing out every single gem to their gems and “hAHAHAHA PEARLS AN OYSTER BOOGER”
  • Jaspidot au with peridot being human. i literally have no knowledge of this au h e l p
  • little plastic stick with mr and mrs maheswaren being glad they AT LEAST waited until marriage
  • polygems NSFW with submissive amethyst and dom pearl and garnet
  • steven and centipeetle bonding and being buds
  • opalnet NSFW
  • rupphire hearing the news that they can get married and being PUMPED AND GOING STRAIGHT TO CITY HALL
  • pearl coming in to comfort garnet about the forced fusions and maybe get a little bit of an explanation as to her reaction
  • greg and rose discussing their kinks and rose suggesting bringing in the gems
  • pERINALDO PART TWO OKAY SO MANY REQUESTS FOR THOSE TWO FRIGGLING EACH OTHERS FRACKLES
  • pearl and steven and what the actual fuck is a kracie foot kit
  • maladot NSFW (maybe even a bit of fluff at first with them meeting up again before invasive tongue action of the third kind)
  • greg/rose date at funland and trying to understand and respect humans better because they arent pets damn it rose nO DONT PET THE CHILDREN THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE’RE DOING
  • connie and steven fighting a gem monster together and the maheswarans show up and who is stevonnie
  • beach city horror movie part two and oh shit he WASN’T corrupted? quick his gem is glowing (this is gonna be hardcore angst ngl)
  • nsfw pearlmethyst with tentadicks, teasing, and petplay
  • pearlapis bothered part two
  • pearl being super insecure and amethyst tells her just how beautiful she is and body gratification ahoy
  • human au poly homeworld gems with them going to the pool and peridot is gonna fucking bURN
  • nine examples of perfection with a gemling thinking they have to be perfect and mommas assuring their babes that no one is perfect
  • rupphire NSFW
  • greg and the gems telling steven about the birds and the bees. it ends up with him more confused than when he started off and has to ask connie about it. thats a google search if there ever was one.
  • connie and her family taking steven along on a road trip where they get lost cause connies dad cant drive for shit, the car breaks down, and they meet a hitchhiker that doesnt have hands this cant go well
  • steven and connie talking about mythical creatures with the gems. amethyst shapeshifts into mini versions of them, pearl is concerned with where humans saw them, and garnet asks questions like why did the sphinx not just eat the human instead of telling him riddles or something along those lines
  • Ruby disappearing on Steven’s birthday and Sapphire FREAKS and spends two hours looking for her but it turns out she just got tangled in the water hose and is trying to hide it from everyone
Jun 29, 2015 38 notes
702 followers!

I missed 700, because it went from 699 to 702, but oh well! I can’t believe there’s that many of you! By the way, I’m closing requests as of now, s please don’t send me any more!

Jun 29, 2015 7 notes
#Follower count #702 followers #so many requests
Could you do a second part to the Ronaldot fic please??

This is the fourth person to request that. Wow! I feel obligated to please ask you guys stop requesting it beuase I’m going to do it, okay guys? Not to be mean, I promise! I just don’t want messages for the same thing clogging my askbox when I have 42 messages to go through!

Jun 28, 2015
Pearlmethyst: Not Quite Dancing (NSFW)

Posting this for that adorable anon who was too shy to do so themselves! Not mine, guys, please remember that! Tentadicks on gems, and gems in heat warning!

“Amethyst!” Pearl knocked gingerly on the temple door. She waited, crossing and uncrossing her feet. Silence. “Amethyst?” She activated her gem and the door opened, making a sound like gum unsticking from a shoe. 

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Jun 28, 2015 284 notes
#stephen galaxy #pearlmethyst nsfw #pearl nsfw #amethyst nsfw #nsfw #submitted #submission #not mine #tentadicks #tentadicks on gems #gems in heat
Hi! I was wondering if I could submit a fic here and you would post it? I would post myself on my main buuuuut it's really smutty and I'm kinda embarassed >_>

I suppose so, anonny! I’ll make sure to tag it as not mine, and submitted, so people don’t believe I’m trying to take credit for your work!

Jun 28, 2015 1 note
Would you ever considering doing au-ish requests of ships where one person who is a gem is human instead and the other stays a gem? There's a Lapidot idea I can't get out of my head....

I’ll give it a try, I suppose!

Jun 27, 2015 4 notes
Are you going to do a third part of Encounters?

Ys! There are a couple requests I didn’t get finished, and I plan on doing them still. I just didn’t have the energy to write anymore last week, ya know anon?

Jun 27, 2015 2 notes
Wait are requests now open??

Yup!

Jun 27, 2015
more nsfw pls of any pairing i just love your smut

You’re all a bunch of dirty sinners, and this is the fourth NSFW request in ten minutes, but the others were a little less vague, hahahaha!

Jun 27, 2015
#but i love it #dont stop guys #ask
How about some Peridot x Malachite? (Maladot, I guess it's called....) Perhaps some kind of reunion scene or something of the sort.

Anon, I’mma be honest with you. The main thing I could see writing for that pairing would be the like anything I would write for Sugilite/Pearl, and, ‘nonny, that would be like, straight up NSFW no denying it. However, I’ll certainly try it!

Jun 27, 2015 1 note
I hope my prompts arent annoying. Do you have preferred prompts?

I prefer prompts that aren’t incredibly vague, like just giving me a pairing, or extremely detailed, and ones that aren’t comedy prompts. I mean, I’ll obviously do them and all, but it’s harder to do them when they’re too detailed, incredibly vague, or just asking me to write comedy, because what I find funny, probably isn’t what you find funny.

Jun 27, 2015 2 notes
Rupphire: Carrying Another

>Be part Garnet.


You are now the twelve revolution old gemling known as Garnet and walking with your parents into one of the neighbourhood stores as you hold both of their hands. It’s not because you’ll get lost, but because you’re still their only ling, and they want to protect you after so long without being able to have any. You don’t mind, and anyone who does can fuck off. You’re already taller than them, by about half a head in your dad’s case, and they’re not sure how much taller you’re going to get. Not that you mind, really. Just part of your condition.

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Jun 27, 2015 36 notes
#steven universe #rupphire #garnet #ruby #sapphire #pearl #>be... AU #fanfiction #pre-steven #pregnancy #second person #fluff
Rupphire: Little Doses Part Six

Mandatory ao3 link? Mandatory ao3 link!


A warm hand came to rest on her stomach, and Ruby let out a soft sigh. Her stomach was starting to swell, though not very noticeably so yet. It wouldn’t, not really. It would more than likely stay about the same size as now, unless she was carrying more than she thought and had before. Normally her geode numbers would range from four to five, but that was before meeting Peridot. Some of the previous ones could have been absorbed by her body before she laid them, all but those few who had been laid with no signs of life but a blue tint to their shells that showed they had at least accepted some, and her heart ached to remember them and what they could have been when she knew she couldn’t have helped.

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Jun 27, 2015 30 notes
#steven universe #rupphire #ruby #sapphire #fluff #angst #gem egg hell #gem egg au #oviposition #fanfiction #Little Doses
(NSFW!!!) Lapidot: Fusion Dance

Contains oral fixation/play, and Steven walking in on them before they get to the good part.


They were finally gone. They had been waiting for weeks now, and they finally had the temple to themselves. Peridot had been quick to inform her the moment they were out the door, before she had her back pressed to the wall where the door had been seconds ago, and she felt lips against hers. It had been months since they had been left alone, and it was getting impossible to deal with, but now, they could at least let out some steam.

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Jun 27, 2015 285 notes
#stephen galaxy #lapidot nsfw #lapis lazuli nsfw #peridot nsfw #nsfw steven quartz universe #oral play #oral fixation #breastplay #fuck you im still calling it oral play #i prefer it #fanfiction #nsfw #oops almost forgot that one #smut
Night Terrors

Muffled screams filled the air, and Garnet rushed from the temple, her heart racing. The door barely had time to shut behind her before it opened again, Pearl and Amethyst bursting forth together. Weapons were drawn, and the fusion glanced about, not seeing anything in the house. She raced forward, heart pounding because he was screaming, loud and clear and he must have been in pain but she couldn’t see any future where he was being attacked, so why was he screaming?

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Jun 27, 2015 41 notes
#steven universe #steven quartz universe #garnet #pearl #amethyst #fluff #night terrors #slight body horror #kinda i guess #honestly im not sure #NO SPECIFIC PAIRING #why is that in all caps #why do some of my tags come in all caps #reminds me of karkat trying to tag something #fanfiction
Connverse: Little Plastic Stick Part Two

This is super short, but I honestly can’t find it in me to write any more on it.


“So, uh, you’re probably wondered why we asked to meet you guys here.” Pearl nodded quickly, wanting to know immediately why he had asked them to meet. Connie seemed nervous, and she was terrified herself. What could be so important that he would call all of them here, with Connie? Not that she wasn’t around normally, it was just odd for him to call a meeting like this.

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Jun 27, 2015 36 notes
#steven universe #connverse #pregnancy #steven quartz universe #connie maheswaran #Future Steven #future connie #pearl #amethyst #garnet #little plastic stick #fluff
Awh, I came to request a thing only to find out that both your requests are closed and you're no longer doing reader inserts. //lies down and cries// that aside, you have amazing writing skills, I hope you know that <3

Sorry about that, but I couldn’t handle going through writing another one! Requests are opening this weekend though. Also, thank you!

Jun 26, 2015
are u working on any lapidot fanfics rn? this sint a request im just curious bc i love ur nsfw lapidot fics omg

I didn’t get a lot wrote this week, actually. Around five, actually! Half of what I normally write, as I was rather exhausted this week. One is Lapidot, and I currently have some AUs that are Lapidot I’m working on, so I should have a fic at least next week while I’m home!

Jun 26, 2015 2 notes
Thank you for putting your fanfics in a collective place. I definitely need to re-read the entire lot of them later. You're a very good writer!

Awww, thank you! However, I didn’t get all of them done. Maybe half, if even that! I should be done by the time I get back to work, as the plant is shutting down next week for maintenance!

Jun 26, 2015
why dont you just rcover the password to your rchive account...?

I did try that a few months back, but it turns out the email I used has since stopped working. Something along the lines of the company was sold since then. However! I did manage to crack the password for it after a couple years of trying! It can be found here and the fics should be up there soon!

Jun 20, 2015 1 note
Ok so what is your new profile picture supposed to be? (I've got a small idea but it worries me)

I wanted to see how long it would take for people to notice what it was, ‘nonny! Now though, I’m conflicted on changing it, but I’m sure you know what it is, doll!

Jun 20, 2015 2 notes
Oooohhhhh my goooodd please tell me there is another part to the Peridot/Ronaldo fic. you can't just leave it like thatt

Once I open back up requests, if it’s requested, there will be another part to it!

Jun 20, 2015 2 notes
Request: you eventually post your drabbles and your stories on a sight like Archive of our own as well as here. I like them, but sometimes it's hard to sort though tumblr to find the story you want to re read. Hope that wasn't an annoying suggestion or anything.

I do want to post them to ao3, but the main problem I have with that is the fact I have an account and I lost the password. It’s a three year old account, and I want to delete it and the shame that sticks with the fics posted on it, or at least just delete the fics and reuse the account for these. Also, I know it’s hard, my tagging is also shit, I’m sorry anon.

Jun 20, 2015 2 notes
Request - poly HOMEWORLD gems with peridot in the middle all flustered by the attention- maybe even NSFW ? 0v0

Anonny, dear, requests are currently closed!

Jun 20, 2015
I always love , seeing on my homepage, ur fanfics and I love we reading them please never stop and keep whatever ur doing cause ur doing a great job!

Thank you! I don’t plan on stopping any time soon, anonny!

Jun 19, 2015
So happy that ur back writing fanfics

I was never really gone, anon! I have a summer job that keeps me away from home from Sunday evening, to Friday afternoon, and I write during that time. On the weekends, there’s a binge dump of fanfictions, and I’m off again to write more during the week!

Jun 19, 2015
Rupphire:353

>Be Sapphire, all those years ago.


Right foot, left foot. Keep marching on. Your heart aches as you walk, but you ignore it, because you have to. You hold your lover’s hand as you walk, not the gemmed one though because gem contact is too dangerous. Just like fusion. You loathe it, and you know Ruby hates it just as much as you do, but she’s too dangerous, because her gem has the virus, and if you touch her gem with yours, or fuse, you’ll catch it.

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Jun 19, 2015 40 notes
#steven universe #rupphire #ruby #sapphire #>be... AU #sfw #angst #rose quartz #pre-steven
Yeah, I understand what you mean. Sorry, sometimes I get a bit confused. I'm curious, did you end up getting any fanfic ideas after that stevenbomb? Because I think I came up with a few of them, and i'm pretty sure there was a lot of inspiration to be found.

I get confused easy, don’t worry! I did write a story after Keeping It Together and finished a request because of Sworn to the Sword! I also added a bit to the >Be… AU, but that’s yet to be seen! ;3

Jun 19, 2015
Would you one day write poly HOMEWORLD gems ?? Btw I love your fics !! 💕✨

If it’s requested! I’m just not sure what to tag it, because poly homeworld gems is a bit of a mouth full to me!

Jun 19, 2015 1 note
Thank you for writing such good fan fiction. Also, what did you think of the 2 episodes you didn't enjoy? I personally enjoyed all the episodes, just for different reasons--and some I can't really say I 'enjoyed', but I definitely appreciated the absolute horror.

I never meant that I didn’t enjoy them! I just didn’t adore them. I loved all of the episodes, I just wasn’t thinking they were cute all the way through! They’re all terribly horrific and amazingly wonderful in their own way! Keeping It Together and Chille Tid were just darker episodes that I can’t honestly say I adored. Do you understand what I mean, anon?

Jun 19, 2015
Will there ever be nsfw poly gems?

I did write some! Gentle and Warm can be read here!

Jun 19, 2015 2 notes
Defective Crystals

Remember when I said I had something about Ruby and Sapphire first meeting Rose? Well, I gave up trying to write much more on this, and it’s older than this blog. So take it, because I’m done with it my lovelies!


The first time Ruby ever opened her eyes, she was standing and there was someone beside her.

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Jun 19, 2015 40 notes
#steven universe #pre-steven #rose quartz #pearl #ruby #sapphire #old work #short #nsfw i guess #theyre naked but its not addressed more than a passing mention #uhh #fanfiction
(NSFW!!!) Perinaldo: Human Things

“Ronaldo!” He squirmed, his eyes slowly opening to the light coming from the other’s gem. It was still dark outside, and Peridot was sitting on his bed, staring harshly at him. What was it now? What thing had she found weird about humans this time?

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Jun 19, 2015 32 notes
#stephen galaxy #perinaldo nsfw #peridot nsfw #nsfw ronaldo #nsfw #smut #fanfiction #tentadicks #tentadicks on gems #no warnings its a surprise cock #ahaha #requested
(NSFW!!!) Pearlapis: Bothered

Tentadicks, gems in heat, and BDSM themes ahead!

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Jun 19, 2015 119 notes
#stephen galaxy #pearlpiss #pearlapis nsfw #lapis lazuli nsfw #pearl nsfw #tentadicks #tentadicks on gems #nsfw #smut #gems in heat #bdsm #dom pearl
Poly gems: Steven’s First Word

Sitting now, Garnet watched the little boy she so loved sleep. It had been months since Rose had left them, but the wound still felt raw, especially with Pearl and Amethyst acting the way they were. It had taken weeks to even get Pearl out of her room, and that had taken much more than she would have liked. Amethyst pouted for almost as long, but now she was much worse. Her last screaming fit still ran through her head, and it hurt to know the women she loved were hurting so.

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Jun 19, 2015 196 notes
#steven universe #poly gems #polygems #garnet #amethyst #pearl #younger steven #steven quartz universe #short #fanfiction #angst #first word
Rupphire: Falling Apart

Keeping it Together spoilers ahead!

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Jun 19, 2015 72 notes
#steven universe #rupphire #ruby #sapphire #angst #short #fanfiction #su spoilers #keeping it together
Connverse: First Date

“Garnet?” His voice was shaky and nervous, and an eyebrow raised upon hearing it.

“Yes, Steven?”

“Can you give me some advice?” She glanced up from the newspaper she had been staring at, meeting his nervous eyes. He looked scared, and she could understand why. Steven wanted his first date to go well, and he was terrified of it ending up badly. She patted the seat next to her on the couch and he sat nervously, suddenly the little boy she had held and cared for all those years ago.

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Jun 19, 2015 41 notes
#steven universe #steven quartz universe #Future Steven #connverse #garnet #fluff #requested #short #fanfiction
Poly gems: Not Caring

Pearl found her arms crossed as she waited for Amethyst and Garnet. She was only going on a date with Rose and him because she had been so enthusiastic and eager. She hated it so much, but she had looked so happy… Garnet had agreed before she could say no, and the glare she had gave her had lasted for weeks but it didn’t seem to matter. The fusion had simply ignored her, or downright smiled at her like it wasn’t bugging her.

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Jun 19, 2015 28 notes
#steven universe #pre-steven #poly gems #polygems #pearl #garnet #amethyst #short #fluff #requested #fanfiction
Different Types of Love

Spoilers for Sworn to the Sword under the cut!

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Jun 19, 2015 27 notes
#steven universe #steven quartz universe #pearl #angst #short #paralell to ld i swear #fanfiction #su spoilers #sworn to the sword
Little Doses Part Five

Sitting in the temple with her geodes, Peridot stared at the shells of her young. There was no guarantee that they were going to make it, especially not with how she had landed. They probably wouldn’t, and it’d be all her fault. She should have landed better, but she didn’t, and now… Eight of them were smashed, and the rest were probably too traumatised to hatch. Tears bubbled in her eyes, and she hated it.

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Jun 19, 2015 37 notes
#steven universe #steven quartz universe #peridot #gem egg hell #gem egg au #fan offspring #angst #fanfiction #short #Little Doses
I know you said requests are closed, but after the terror that was stevenbomb I'm really hopeful you write some Ruby/sapphire fluff. Anyway, what did you think of the new episodes?

I watched them all at least twice! Honestly, I adored Sworn to the Sword, We Need To Talk, and Rising Tides/Crashing Skies! The other two… Anyhow, I’ll be posting some Rupphire fluff of what happened after the episode up later, because I was in great emotional distress after Keeping It Together. Had two people actually say something about hoping for some fluff from it!

Jun 19, 2015 2 notes
U should writes a fic where the gems and Greg tell Steven about the "birds and the bees"

Requests are currently closed, anon!

Jun 19, 2015 1 note
okay so I just started watching Steven Universe and I wanted you to know it was your ply cool kids fics that got me to finally start watching it.

I want to make some kind of joke about you being like the fifth person I’ve got to watch it, but honestly, all I can think is: I’m so fucking sorry.

Jun 19, 2015 1 note
When will request b back open ? No rush ! Just wondering I have a good idea for a cute/funny story 😊

Requests will be back open next weekend, if I manage to finish the last few requests I have next week!

Jun 19, 2015
Thats good to know. I love reading your stories but sometimes timelines can be hard for me to grasp.

I’ll probably draw out a timeline in the end, because I get confused too, so don’t worry! I’ll try to make it easy to understand!

Jun 14, 2015
This is just a suggestion, but you should put in your bio that you won't do /Reader fics so that you won't get any of those!

!!! Thanks! I meant to do that the other day, but ended up getting distracted, so thanks a hella lot for the reminder!

Jun 14, 2015
While reading your fics, I thought of how interesting it would be for Lapis' gemlings to see the horrors of the ocean. Because lets be honest, even the cute things like dolphins would probably kill you for fun, and you have all this almost otherworldly stuff down there. Plus the certain horror joy if the gemlings first started mastering shapeshifting. Just like 'ok which Rainbow fish is ours oops accidently switched the gemlings why are they all blue!'

In the >Be… AU, the gems can’t shapeshift. They’re more organic, and that’s actually going to be explained at some point in the stories! All the stories I’ve wrote for it have been pre-Steven so far! However, I will say that there is going to be a mixed review for the large body of water from the Lapidot kids!

Jun 14, 2015 4 notes
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