I’d actually be cool with writing that! For the most part, I’m okay with gore and all, so I’d even be okay with doing that compared to writing Pewey or /Reader fics. Plus, it’d be amusing to see Pearl hiding the body somewhere only accessible by warp pad and all! What missing human? I don’t do choose your own adventure, but I do reader-driven-esque stories with the >Be… AU, as anyone who submits something like >Be present Garnet, or >Amethyst: Reminisce about your loved ones, etc, would get something akin to what they had requested!